metal türleri

• soymetaller, yarimetaller, gecis metalleri alkali ve toprak alkali metaller liseden bana hatira metal turleri..
  (bkz: alkali metaller)
• suda çözünmüs "heavy metal" ler.. kirlilik göstergesidir.. fazlasi tehlikelidir.. aritilmasi sarttır
• (bkz: atmosferik yarrak metal)
• (bkz: klostrofobik gotiksel metal)
• death metal
  "sabah uyandım annemi doğradım, babamı doğradım, bakkala gittim bakkalı doğradım. mutluyum huzurluyum... "
  
  doom metal
  "sabah düşümde annemi doğradım, babamı doğradım, bakkala gittim bakkalı doğradım. bu yuzden bunalımdayım"
  
  gothic metal
  "sabah uyandim ne göreyim annem dogranmış, babam dogranmış, bakkala gittim o da dogranmış bu yuzden şüpheliyim karamsarım.."
  
  black metal
  "sabah uyanamadım. hala uyuyorum umarım annem, babam, bakkal doğranmıştır.
  bu yuzden zevk alırım "
  
  heavy metal
  "sabah uyandım annemi babamı bakkalı kesmişler... kimin umrunda ben maiden dinleyip biramı içerim...uyku mu? salla, annem mi? amaan, babam mi? hic sevmezdim. bakkal mi? dukkanini da soymuşlarmi. "
  
  power metal
  "uyanmaz olaydim, annemi dogramislar, babami dogramislar, tavernayi dagitmislar, bu yuzden kını kılıcı alıp öç almaya gideyim... "
  
  grindcore
  "beorghborghbeeeeorghorghoerherrbog boggrehoooorroooo. bu yuzden boooorghooogr "
  
  progressive metal:
  "sabah uyandım annem ağlıyo, babam aldatmış. bakkala gittim meğer gerçek babammış. akşam uyandım hepsi rüyaymış, ama artık daha olgunum "
• (bkz: ed s furry fucking guide to metal)
• (bkz: science metal)
• math metal : 'grindcore3jazz2' şeklinde formüle edilebilir.
• birde bu türlerin frp formatına göre izahatı varki 1985 den bu yana hem d&d oynayan hem de heavy metal yapan bendeniz için hem daha dogru, hem daha eğlenceli, hemde daha komik bir classification olamaz:
  
  bir heavy metal formundan alıntıdır:
  
  * power metal
  the protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
  
  * thrash metal
  the protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
  
  * heavy metal
  the protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
  
  * folk metal
  the protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). then all leave........ without the princess.
  
  * viking metal
  the protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
  
  * death metal
  the protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
  
  * black metal
  the protagonist is the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. he kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to satan.
  
  * gore metal
  the protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
  
  * doom metal
  the protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. the dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. that's the end of the sad story.
  
  * progressive metal
  the protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. the dragon kills himself out of boredom. the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. the princess escapes looking for the 'heavy metal' protagonist.
  
  * glam metal
  the protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. he steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
  
  * nu metal
  the protagonist arrives in a run down honda civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
  
  yanlız sanki bir tane eksik olmuş, onuda ben ekliyivereyim :
  
  * anadolu rock metal
  the protagonist leaves is home town , heads to the mountains to find the dragon. he searches for the dragon for years, while in the meantime the princess's father gives the princess to another man. when he finds out that the princess is now "somebody elses lover" (lan bööle bi şarkı vardı) he becomes impotent and starts singin songs about mother, sister , brotha' ... (ana, bacı, kardaş)
• love metal var bi de. en çok onu seviyoruz biz teenagerlar.
  büdüt: tanım hatası gibi bişey.