if i didn't have you

• if i didn't have you*
  
  sulley:
  if i were a rich man
  with a million or two
  
  mike:
  i'd live in a penthouse
  in a room with a view
  
  sulley:
  and if i were handsome
  
  mike:
  no way!
  
  sulley:
  it could happen
  those dreams do come true
  i wouldn't have nothing
  if i didn't have you
  
  wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
  wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
  wouldn't have nothing
  
  mike:
  can i tell you something?
  for years i have envied
  
  sulley:
  you green with it
  
  mike:
  your grace and your charm
  everyone loves you, you know
  
  sulley:
  yes, i know, i know, i know
  
  mike:
  but i must admit it
  big guy, you always come through
  i wouldn't have nothing
  if i didn't have you
  
  both:
  you and me together
  that's how it always should be
  one without the other
  don't mean nothing to me
  nothing to me
  
  mike:
  yeah, i wouldn't be nothing
  no!
  if i didn't have you to serve
  i'm just a punky little eyeball
  and a funky optic nerve
  hey, i never told you this
  sometimes i get a little blue
  
  sulley:
  looks good on you
  
  mike:
  but i wouldn't have nothing
  if i didn't have you
  
  sulley:
  let's dance
  
  mike:
  look ma, i'm dancin'
  would you let me lead?
  look at that! it's true
  big guys are light on their feet
  
  don't you dare dip me!
  don't you dare dip me!
  don't you dare dip me!
  
  ow, i should have stretched
  
  sulley:
  yes, i wouldn't be nothing
  if i didn't have you
  
  mike:
  i know what you mean, sulley:
  because
  
  sulley:
  i wouldn't know where to go
  
  mike:
  me, too, because i
  
  sulley:
  wouldn't know what to do
  
  mike:
  why do you keep singing my part?
  
  both:
  i don't have to say it
  
  mike:
  ah, say it anyway
  
  both:
  'cause we
  both know it's true
  i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
  i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
  i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have...you
  i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have you
  
  mike:
  one more time
  it worked!
  
  sulley:
  i don't have to say it
  
  mike:
  where'd everybody come from?
  
  sulley:
  'cause we both know it's true
  
  mike:
  let's take it home, big guy
  
  both:
  i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
  i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have
  i wouldn't have nothing if i didn't have...you
  
  mike:
  you, you
  a, e, i, o
  that means you, yeah.
  
  *" monsters, inc.'in bitiş müziği randy newman bununla oskar kazanmış.
• (bkz: randy newman)
• (bkz: monsters inc)
• sesli güldüren bir tim minchin eseri. karısı kızmış buna bu şarkıyı yazınca ilk başta, sonra naaapsın garibim sineye çekmiş bu şarkının baş rolünde olmayı. timin savunması bu şarkının aşkla değil matematikle ilgili bir şarkı olduğu yönünde...
  
  sözlerini yazmasam olmaz... :
  
  yep yeah
  if i didn't have you
  
  if i didn't have you to hold me tight
  (if i didn't have you)
  if i didn't have you to lie with at night
  (when i'm feeling blue)
  if i didn't have you to share my sights
  (share my sights)
  and to kiss me and dry my tears when i cry...
  
  well i, really think that i would...
  
  have somebody else.
  
  (if i didn't have you)
  if i didn't have you, someone else would do
  your love is one in a million
  (one in a million)
  you couldnt buy it at any price
  (can't buy love)
  
  but of the 9 point 9 hundred thousand other loves,
  statistically some of them would be equally nice.
  
  (equally nice)
  
  or maybe not as nice but say, smarter than you...
  or dumber but better at sport or...
  tracing
  
  i'm just saying
  (i really think that i would)
  probably
  (have somebody else)
  
  yeah.
  
  (if i didn't have you)
  if i didn't have you someone else would do
  (someone else would surely do)
  
  if i were a rich man
  and did a diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddly
  i guess i would be with a surgeon or a model
  or any of the royals or a kennedy
  or a nymphomonical exhibitionist heiress to a large chain of hotels
  
  if i were a rich man maybe i would fiddle
  fiddle diddle diddle with the rich man girls
  
  i'm not saying that i'd not love you if i was wealthy or handsome
  but realistically there's lots of fish in the sea
  and if i had a different rod i would concievably land some
  
  even though i am fiscally consistantly pitiable
  and considerably less brad pitt than brad pitiful
  and i'm really so poor and ugly that you reckon only you could possibly love me
  and i
  (really think that i would)
  probably
  (have somebody else)
  oh yeah
  
  visual.
  
  (if i didn't have you)
  (someone else would surely do)
  
  look, i'm not undervaluing what we've got when i say
  that given the role chaos inevitably plays in the inherently flawed notion of fate,
  it's obstruse to deduse that i've found my soulmate at the age of 17
  it's just mathematically unlikely that at a university in perth
  i happened to stumble on the one girl on earth specifically designed for me
  
  and if i may conjecture a further objection love is nothing to do with destined perfection
  the connection is strengthened the affection simply grows over time
  like a flower
  or a mushroom
  or a guinea pig
  or a vine
  or a sponge
  or bigotry
  
  ... or a banana (banana)
  
  and love is made more powerful by the ongoing drama of shared experience and synergy
  and symbiotic empathy or something like that...
  
  so i trust it would go without saying
  that i would feel really very sad if tomorrow you were to fall off something high
  or catch something bad
  
  but i'm just saying
  i don't think you're special
  i mean... i think your special
  but
  you fall within a bell curve
  
  i mean, i'm just saying i
  (think that i would)
  probably
  (have somebody else)
  
  i think you are unique and beautiful
  you make me happy just by being around
  (being around)
  but objectively you would have to agree that baby when i found you
  options are relatively thin on the ground
  (thin on the ground)
  your lovely but there must be girls as lovely as you
  or maybe more open to spanking or scrabble...
  i'm just saying
  
  (that i think that i would)
  probably
  (have somebody else)
  i mean i reckon it's pretty likely that if for example
  my first girlfriend jackie hadn't dumped me
  after i kissed winstons ex girlfriend neah at stephs party back in 1993
  
  and our variables would probably have been altered by the absence of that event
  to have meant the advent of a tangential narrative and which we don't meet.
  
  which is to say there exists a theoretical hypothetical parallel life
  where what is is not as it is and i am not your husband and you are not my wife
  
  and i am a stuntman living in la
  married to a small blonde portugese skier
  who when she's not training
  does abstract painting
  practises yoga
  and brews her own beer
  and really like making home movies
  and suffers neck down alopecia
  
  but with all my heart and all my mind i know one thing is true
  i have just one life and just one love and love that love is you
  and if it wasn't for you
  baby you
  (i really think that i would)
  (have somebody else)
  oh yeah
  (if i didn't have you)
  if i didn't have you someone else would do
  (someone else would surely do)
  dooooooooooooo.
• realistik bir aşk şarkısı. beynin sol lobuyla yazılmış.
• bu şarkı da dünyanın enn romantik şarkısıdır.
  
  ikinci en romantiği için (bkz: you grew on me)
• the big bang theory 7. sezon 6. bölümde howard'ın bernadette'e yazdığı şarkı. gerçekte garfunkel and oates'a ait tabii.
• sözleri de şöyle olan:
  bernadette’s song
  
  howard
  
  if i didn’t have you, life would be blue,
  i'd be doctor who without the tardis,
  i'd be a candle without a wick,
  a watson without a crick,
  i'd be one of my outfits without dick-ie
  i'd be cheese without the mac,
  jobs without the wozniak.
  i'd be solving exponential equations
  that use bases not found on your calculator,
  making it much harder to crack.
  i'd be an atom without a bomb,
  a dot without the com,
  and i'd probably still live with my mom.
  
  friends
  
  and he’d probably still live with his mom.
  howard
  
  ever since i met you,
  you turned my world around.
  you supported all my dreams and all my hopes.
  you’re like uranium 235 and i'm uranium 238,
  almost inseparable isotopes.
  i couldn’t have imagined
  how good my life would get,
  from the moment that i met you, bernadette.
  if i didn’t have you, life would be dreary.
  i'd be string theory without any string.
  i'd be binary code without a one, cathode ray tube without an electron gun.
  i'd be “firefly”, “buffy” and “avengers” without joss whedon.
  i'd speak a lot more klingon:
  qalopmeh qaq jajvam.
  
  friends
  
  and he’d definitely still live with his mom.
  howard
  
  ever since i met you,
  you turned my world around.
  you’re my best friend and my lover.
  we’re like changing electric and magnetic fields:
  you can’t have one without the other.
  i couldn’t have imagined
  how good my life would get,
  from the moment that i met you, bernadette.
  
  howard and friends
  
  oh, we couldn’t have imagined
  how good our lives would get,
  from the moment that we met you, bernadette.