the irony of it all

• bir the streets sarkisi
  hello, hello. my names terry and i'm a law abider
  there's nothing i like more than getting fired up on beer
  and when the weekends here i to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight
  good bloke fairly
  but i get well leery when geezers look at me funny
  bounce 'em round like bunnies
  i'm likely to cause mischief
  good clean grief you must believe and i ain't no thief.
  law abiding and all, all legal.
  and who cares about my liver when it feels good
  wwhat you need is some real manhood.
  rasher rasher barney and kasha putting peoples backs up.
  public disorder, i'll give you public disorder.
  i down eight pints and run all over the place
  spit in the face of an officer
  see if that bothers you cause i never broke a law in my life
  someday i'm gonna settle down with a wife
  come on lads lets have another fight
  
  eh hello. my names tim and i'm a criminal,
  in the eyes of society i need to be in jail
  for the choice of herbs i inhale.
  this ain't no wholesale operation
  just a few eighths and some playstations my's vocation
  i pose a threat to the nation
  and down the station the police hold no patients
  let's talk space and time
  i like to get deep sometimes and think about einstein
  and carl young and old kung fu movies i like to see
  pass the hydrator please
  yeah i'm floating on thin air.
  going to amsterdam in the new year - top gear there
  cause i taker pride in my hobby
  home made bongs using my engineering degree
  dear leaders, please legalise weed for these reasons.
  
  like i was saying to him.
  i told him: "top with me and you won't leave."
  so i smacked him in the head and downed another carling
  bada bada bing for the lad's night.
  mad fight, his face's a sad sight.
  vodka and snake bite.
  going on like a right geez, he's a twat,
  shouldn't have looked at me like that.
  anyway i'm an upstanding citizen
  if a war came along i'd be on the front line with em.
  can't stand crime either them hooligans on heroin.
  drugs and criminals those thugs on the penny coloured will be the downfall of society
  i've got all the anger pent up inside of me.
  
  you know i don't see why i should be the criminal
  how can something with no recorded fatalities be illegal
  and how many deaths are there per year from alcohol
  i just completed gran tourismo on the hardest setting
  we pose no threat on my settee
  ooh the pizza's here will someone let him in please
  "we didn't order chicken, not a problem we'll pick it out
  i doubt they meant to mess us about
  after all we're all adults not louts."
  as i was saying, we're friendly peaceful people
  we're not the ones out there causing trouble.
  we just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters
  discussing how beautiful gail porter is.
  mtv, bbc 2, channel 4 is on until six in the morning.
  then at six in the morning the sun dawns and it's my bedtime.
  
  causing trouble, your stinking rabble
  boys saying i'm the lad who's spoiling it
  you're on drugs it really bugs me when people try and tell me i'm a thug
  just for getting drunk
  i like getting drunk
  cause i'm an upstanding citizen
  if a war came along i'd be on the front line with em.
  
  now terry you're repeating yourself
  but that's okay drunk people can't help that.
  a chemical reaction inside your brain causes you to forget what you're saying.
  
  what. i know exactly what i'm saying
  i'm perfectly sane
  you stinking student lameo
  go get a job and stop robbing us of our taxes.
  
  err, well actually according to research
  government funding for further education pales in insignificance
  when compared to how much they spend on repairing
  leery drunk people at the weekend
  in casualty wards all over the land.
  
  why you cheeky little swine come here
  i'm gonna batter you. come here.
• original pirate material albümünde yer alan bu şarkı buram buram trainspotting kokmaktadır ve şahsi fikrimce şu ana kadar dinlediklerim içinde the streets'in yaptığı en iyi iştir. buyrun youtube link'ini de vereyim tam olsun :
  
  http://www.youtube.com/…qooneo&mode=related&search=
• bir sarhos bir de kes iki kisinin karsılıklı atısmasıdır
  
  "as i was saying, we're friendly peaceful people
  we're not the ones out there causing trouble
  we just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters
  discussing how beautiful gail porter is"
  
  (bkz: keh keh keh)